The day that changed my life
I've been looking foward to today all weekend. I have not been fishing since my son was born so i was really anxious.
I woke up this morning and headed out to go fishing with a good buddy i grew up with. We got the canoe in the water and for the first little bit we did get the first bite.
About an hour into the trip we started catching large mouths one after another.
The wind started picking up and witout noticing we got pushed against the shore.
I had to pee so before we shoved off to move to another fishing spot i was going to get out.
As soon as i got out of the boat i smelt something awful, like poo and wet dog. It smelt almost like a bear or wild pigs.
I heard some rusteling in the bushes about 10 yards infront of me and my dog starts barking like crazy.
Then a bigfoot runs out and glares right at me.
Without thinking I dart at it full speed and just start fucking it.
I mean...I really fucked this big foot. My friend got it all on film and has sent it in to the Animal Planet
In just a few days people are going to be like "hey there is that guy that fucked big foot"
not only did i get to encounter a species that the scientific world has never seen but i also got to fuck it!
How lucky am I?
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when you die
some men will be remembered for acts of bravery
some men will be remembered for their magnificant discoveries
I will be remembered for my smart ass comments
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