Clay Bennett's to do list :
- Scheme up a plan with David Stern to steal an NBA franchise and move it to Oklahoma City. [x]
- Buy the Seattle SuperSonics/Seattle Storm and lie to the fans and the city having fingers crossed underneath media table. [x]
- Anounce the movement of both franchises to Oklahoma City in a few years, ignore the hatred towards me.[x]
- Sell the Seattle Storm back to the city so they have at least one sports title.[x]
- Get the city excited about Kevin Durant while planning to move the team after the current season rather than a few years. [x]
- Move a favorite franchise to Oklahoma City [x]
- Name the team something cool. [x]
- Laugh in my big expensive home as Oklahoma City takes a NBA team while I flip the bird at a picture of the landscape of Seattle.
- Call David Stern and thank him for planning it from the start.
David Stern and Clay Bennett should go burn for screwing Seattle.