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Default My self-esteem is shot and a hot woman has warmed up to me.

Maybe it was my confident presentations in class that sparked her interest, but now she is in full bunny boiler mode I think and I’m scared. She’s been chasing me for three weeks now and when I see her all I can think is fuck my penis has been lonely for awhile and needs to mingle.

Reality kicks me in the gut that all women all filthy whores and she will just use me for food aka my cock and what little money I have. I don’t want my cock to write checks my heart cannot cash. This is my emotional thoughts and for some reason they always override the needs of the cock.

Today I did talk to this woman, but it seemed like a senate confirmation hearing with me asking qualifiers. Damn I'm such a forward thinking dick. Whats next for me to date someone, a credit application.

Nothing organic about my love life and I would like to give a hardy thanks to the two woman who helped mold me into this state.
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Old 05-05-2008, 04:51 PM   #2 (permalink)
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well, whatever you do... make sure you double or triple the raincoat son

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Yep... Don't be a fool.. And wrap your tool!! Slam that skank PGP style. (which means be a two pump chump) Just go for it dude. Hit it and quit it. :)
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Old 05-05-2008, 08:04 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Hitting and quitting is not really an option.

I view woman as investment vehicles for a lifestyle I desire. The cock nearly always will pass if she cannot pass my qualifiers. This woman looks good on paper, but I just hate it when my investment vehicle is involved in insider trading.

Things I consider

Educational achievement
If she has children (I hope not)
What her credit looks like (can she finance a more than a gumball)
What does she do for a living or hope to do.
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strap it up and bang her out pusswad lol
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Old 05-06-2008, 08:04 AM   #6 (permalink)
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for real man just wrap that shit up and put some dents in your mattress....
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Okay it seems to me that paxil was saying he doesn't like the fact that girls are whores and only wants the cock, so why is everyone trying to get him to do what he hates and be the whore, hit it and quit it? Seems like he has a level head on his sholders and doesn't want to waste his time on a girl that has nothing to offer....or am I reading into it wrong?
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Old 05-07-2008, 12:49 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Okay it seems to me that paxil was saying he doesn't like the fact that girls are whores and only wants the cock, so why is everyone trying to get him to do what he hates and be the whore, hit it and quit it? Seems like he has a level head on his sholders and doesn't want to waste his time on a girl that has nothing to offer....or am I reading into it wrong?

Your reading it right, relationships are investments of both time and emotions. If a girl brings nothing, but looks to any relationship with me, she'll be sadly disappointed.


I'm not going to say looks don't count for something. If she has nasty feet I will pass judgment. I equate how well a woman takes care of her feet with other body parts.
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I like that..." how a woman takes care of her feet with her other body parts"...never really thought about it that way, but it's SO TRUE!!!
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Dude, take her out on a date and question her motivations in life/career.

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