I'm tired of being married - The Postgame Pub

**dohcdelsol93** · 05-15-2008, 12:30 PM

everyday it's the same damn thing when I get home for work. She runs to me with a cold Sam Adams and starts trying to take of my pants.

For just once I would like to come home and relax rather than getting my cock sucked. It was cool the first couple weeks but now I just can't take it.

I also can't handle being asked if I want to have sex 3-5 times a day. If I want to have sex I'll tell her when I want to have sex.

I'm getting fat. I've never had a weight problem but all she does when she's not trying to suck my cock and jump my bones is cook. I've gained 50lbs since getting married. I can't stop eating when there is so much food around me all the time. I even get force fed breakfeast in bed every morning. I want to say no so bad but I love home made cinnimon buns and pastrys. When I'm stuffing my face it seems to be the only time I don't get hounded for sex.

anyone else have this problem?

**dohcdelsol93** · 05-15-2008, 12:45 PM

**Phistar** · 05-15-2008, 01:06 PM

that is why women cook all the time...

more energy for us to bang them with ya know?

btw, i'm just playing around for those ladies reading this comment

Darius Ali · 05-15-2008, 02:45 PM

Where do you find wives like that? Sign me up!

**Agent Zero** · 05-15-2008, 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darius Ali

Where do you find wives like that? Sign me up!

X1000000000000000000

I am on my third one trying to find that kind of wife!

Crono139 · 05-15-2008, 05:10 PM

Showoff.

Darius Ali · 05-15-2008, 06:06 PM

3rd time not a charm? And no offense man but if this one doesn't work out then JUST BE FRIENDS WITH BENNIFITS NEXT TIME.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agent Zero

X1000000000000000000

I am on my third one trying to find that kind of wife!

**Phistar** · 05-15-2008, 06:08 PM

maybe jeramy means his 3rd beer? dude is an alcoholic yO!

**dohcdelsol93** · 05-16-2008, 12:27 PM

mmmmm...beer

**WonderMike** · 05-16-2008, 02:08 PM

for real I need a wife like that....well I wouldhave one that I could tell what the hell to do but she is already married

Sweets · 05-18-2008, 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darius Ali

Where do you find wives like that? Sign me up!

Here...

oceanspraypink · 05-18-2008, 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phistar

that is why women cook all the time...

more energy for us to bang them with ya know?

btw, i'm just playing around for those ladies reading this comment

Phi..you know im like the only girl on PGP, lol! You don't know me by now... and sorry babe but you got it backwards...we cook all the time so we have all the energy to ride you guys all the time!

And before I forget here is your beer honey...LOL!

**dohcdelsol93** · 05-18-2008, 09:15 PM

ok guys...the wife didn't like this thread. I have to come clean with you guys and say that none of it is true

05-15-2008, 12:30 PM	#1 (permalink)
dohcdelsol93 Lets keep the OT clean Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: top seceret government location Posts: 5,860 vCash: 13602 Donate Rep Power: 140 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 2	I'm tired of being married everyday it's the same damn thing when I get home for work. She runs to me with a cold Sam Adams and starts trying to take of my pants. For just once I would like to come home and relax rather than getting my cock sucked. It was cool the first couple weeks but now I just can't take it. I also can't handle being asked if I want to have sex 3-5 times a day. If I want to have sex I'll tell her when I want to have sex. I'm getting fat. I've never had a weight problem but all she does when she's not trying to suck my cock and jump my bones is cook. I've gained 50lbs since getting married. I can't stop eating when there is so much food around me all the time. I even get force fed breakfeast in bed every morning. I want to say no so bad but I love home made cinnimon buns and pastrys. When I'm stuffing my face it seems to be the only time I don't get hounded for sex. anyone else have this problem? __________________ Taco Bell is awsome even if it gives you the shits

05-15-2008, 12:45 PM	#2 (permalink)
dohcdelsol93 Lets keep the OT clean Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: top seceret government location Posts: 5,860 vCash: 13602 Donate Rep Power: 140 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 2	Re: I'm tired of being married __________________ Taco Bell is awsome even if it gives you the shits

05-15-2008, 01:06 PM	#3 (permalink)
Phistar Scream My Name! Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 5,540 vCash: 102514 Donate PSN Gamertag: phister Rep Power: 129 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 2	Re: I'm tired of being married that is why women cook all the time... more energy for us to bang them with ya know? btw, i'm just playing around for those ladies reading this comment __________________

05-15-2008, 02:45 PM	#4 (permalink)
Darius Ali PGP HoFer Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming Posts: 2,616 vCash: 29888 Donate My Blog: BallAboveAll-Basketball news and analysis PSN Gamertag: DariusJustinAli Blog Entries: 5 Rep Power: 56 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 2	Re: I'm tired of being married Where do you find wives like that? Sign me up! __________________ "Just Win Baby"

05-15-2008, 05:10 PM	#6 (permalink)
Crono139 <3 Hayley <3 Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: NJ Posts: 3,846 vCash: 41622 Donate XBL Gamertag: Crono139 Rep Power: 95 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 2	Re: I'm tired of being married Showoff.

05-15-2008, 06:08 PM	#8 (permalink)
Phistar Scream My Name! Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 5,540 vCash: 102514 Donate PSN Gamertag: phister Rep Power: 129 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 2	Re: I'm tired of being married maybe jeramy means his 3rd beer? dude is an alcoholic yO! __________________

05-16-2008, 12:27 PM	#9 (permalink)
dohcdelsol93 Lets keep the OT clean Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: top seceret government location Posts: 5,860 vCash: 13602 Donate Rep Power: 140 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 2	Re: I'm tired of being married mmmmm...beer __________________ Taco Bell is awsome even if it gives you the shits

05-16-2008, 02:08 PM	#10 (permalink)
WonderMike Ranger Danger Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: G-vegas Posts: 1,932 vCash: 7746 Donate XBL Gamertag: MottorBoater Rep Power: 51 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 1	Re: I'm tired of being married for real I need a wife like that....well I wouldhave one that I could tell what the hell to do but she is already married

05-18-2008, 09:15 PM	#13 (permalink)
dohcdelsol93 Lets keep the OT clean Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: top seceret government location Posts: 5,860 vCash: 13602 Donate Rep Power: 140 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 2	Re: I'm tired of being married ok guys...the wife didn't like this thread. I have to come clean with you guys and say that none of it is true __________________ Taco Bell is awsome even if it gives you the shits