Words of Wisdom - The Postgame Pub

**Agent Zero** · 05-21-2008, 08:12 PM

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't.

As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there
is freedom, in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have
demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at
the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of
Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In
other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or
tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to
go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or
fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health.
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to
drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a public service.

THUD

Jerome · 05-21-2008, 08:40 PM

however misguided, slanted and utterly false the above statements are, i admit i like the message.
:cheers:

**Agent Zero** · 05-21-2008, 08:44 PM

Jerome.. I knew you would enjoy a good laugh.

oceanspraypink · 05-22-2008, 10:22 AM

Okay....I guess Ill die from E Coli I drink about a gallon and a half of water a day....

**WonderMike** · 05-22-2008, 03:45 PM

ash if full of pooo....

yeah this gives me another reason to drink...

oceanspraypink · 05-23-2008, 10:09 AM

After this how can you not be?! LMAO!!!!! Just Kidding!!!!

**WonderMike** · 05-23-2008, 01:44 PM

Ash you know you dont have to kid.....you know you would take a part in

oceanspraypink · 05-25-2008, 06:58 PM

OMG I just offically watch that movie for the first time...I almost threw up for real!

**WonderMike** · 05-26-2008, 10:45 PM

LMAO!!!......

**Wilson_** · 05-27-2008, 08:27 AM

lol

05-21-2008, 08:12 PM	#1 (permalink)
Agent Zero D. Ware > * Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: DFW Posts: 3,027 vCash: 1658171 Donate PSN Gamertag: eatabowlofass Rep Power: 100 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 2	Words of Wisdom To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't. As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health. Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service. THUD __________________ Just call me AZ....

05-21-2008, 08:40 PM	#2 (permalink)
Jerome PGP HoFer Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Sacramento, California Posts: 2,000 vCash: 5460 Donate Rep Power: 57 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 2	Re: Words of Wisdom however misguided, slanted and utterly false the above statements are, i admit i like the message. :cheers:

05-21-2008, 08:44 PM	#3 (permalink)
Agent Zero D. Ware > * Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: DFW Posts: 3,027 vCash: 1658171 Donate PSN Gamertag: eatabowlofass Rep Power: 100 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 2	Re: Words of Wisdom Jerome.. I knew you would enjoy a good laugh. __________________ Just call me AZ....

05-22-2008, 10:22 AM	#4 (permalink)
oceanspraypink fun sized Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: South Carolina Posts: 1,462 vCash: 4053 Donate Rep Power: 41	Re: Words of Wisdom Okay....I guess Ill die from E Coli I drink about a gallon and a half of water a day....

05-22-2008, 03:45 PM	#5 (permalink)
WonderMike Ranger Danger Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: G-vegas Posts: 1,932 vCash: 7746 Donate XBL Gamertag: MottorBoater Rep Power: 51 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 1	Re: Words of Wisdom ash if full of pooo.... yeah this gives me another reason to drink...

05-23-2008, 10:09 AM	#6 (permalink)
oceanspraypink fun sized Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: South Carolina Posts: 1,462 vCash: 4053 Donate Rep Power: 41	Re: Words of Wisdom After this how can you not be?! LMAO!!!!! Just Kidding!!!!

05-23-2008, 01:44 PM	#7 (permalink)
WonderMike Ranger Danger Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: G-vegas Posts: 1,932 vCash: 7746 Donate XBL Gamertag: MottorBoater Rep Power: 51 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 1	Re: Words of Wisdom Ash you know you dont have to kid.....you know you would take a part in

05-25-2008, 06:58 PM	#8 (permalink)
oceanspraypink fun sized Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: South Carolina Posts: 1,462 vCash: 4053 Donate Rep Power: 41	Re: Words of Wisdom OMG I just offically watch that movie for the first time...I almost threw up for real!

05-26-2008, 10:45 PM	#9 (permalink)
WonderMike Ranger Danger Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: G-vegas Posts: 1,932 vCash: 7746 Donate XBL Gamertag: MottorBoater Rep Power: 51 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 1	Re: Words of Wisdom LMAO!!!......