Official The Office thread - quotes, pics and more - The Postgame Pub

**Chubz** · 09-25-2008, 05:48 PM

Michael Scott:	Ladies and gentleman, I have some bad news. Meredith was hit by a car.
Oscar:	Where?
Michael Scott:	It happened this morning in the parking lot. I took her to the hospital. And the doctors tried to save her, life, they did the best they could. And she is going to be ok.
Stanley:	What is wrong with you? Why would you have to phrase is like that?

**Chubz** · 09-25-2008, 05:50 PM

Michael Scott: My proudest moment here wasn't when I increased profits by 17%, or cut expenditure without losing a single member of staff. No no no. It was a young Guatamalan guy, first job in the country, barely spoke a word of English, but he came to me and said "Mr. Scott, will you be the godfather to my child?" Didn't work out in the end. We had to let him go. He sucked.

**P J Shaker** · 09-25-2008, 05:50 PM

you left out the pause at the end of "the best they could"...hhaha

Crono139 · 09-25-2008, 05:51 PM

Never watched it.

**Chubz** · 09-25-2008, 05:51 PM

Michael Scott: Toby is in HR, which technically means he works for corporate, so he's really not a part of our family. Also, he's divorced, so he's really not a part of his family.

**Chubz** · 09-25-2008, 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Crono139

Never watched it.

the only network show i'll ever watch

**P J Shaker** · 09-25-2008, 05:52 PM

Michael scott: "i never went to business school, you know who else didnt goto business school, Lebron James, Kobe Bryant, Tracy McGrady"

**Chubz** · 09-25-2008, 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by p j shaker

michael scott: "i never went to business school, you know who else didnt goto business school, lebron james, kobe bryant, tracy mcgrady"

roflmao

**Chubz** · 09-25-2008, 05:54 PM

Michael Scott: Todd Packer and I are total B.F.F.s, Best Friends Forever. We came up together in sales, one time we went to a bar and met these set of twins. And Packer said that we were brothers, one thing lead to another, and we took them to our hotel room...and Packer did BOTH of them!...It was awesome!

**P J Shaker** · 09-25-2008, 05:54 PM

Dwight Schrute: "test have shown that their is more information passed in water cooler talk than their is on official memo's, which puts me at a disadvantage because i bring my own water"

Crono139 · 09-25-2008, 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Chubz

the only network show i'll ever watch

Prison Break, Entourage, RR/RW Challenges and The Hills keep me occupied.

**P J Shaker** · 09-25-2008, 06:00 PM

RR/RW and The Hills..what are you a 15 year old girl?..

and i LOVE prison break too

09-25-2008, 05:50 PM	#2 (permalink)
Chubz The Human Steamroller Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Toms River, NJ Posts: 5,706 vCash: 3571 Donate My Blog: The Chubzone XBL Gamertag: xXchubbzillaXx PSN Gamertag: Chubzilla Blog Entries: 3 Rep Power: 100 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 2	Re: Official The Office thread - quotes, pics and more Michael Scott: My proudest moment here wasn't when I increased profits by 17%, or cut expenditure without losing a single member of staff. No no no. It was a young Guatamalan guy, first job in the country, barely spoke a word of English, but he came to me and said "Mr. Scott, will you be the godfather to my child?" Didn't work out in the end. We had to let him go. He sucked. __________________

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P J Shaker I know it was you Fredo.. Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Michigan Posts: 2,620 vCash: 51703 Donate XBL Gamertag: P J Shaker Rep Power: 100	Re: Official The Office thread - quotes, pics and more you left out the pause at the end of "the best they could"...hhaha

09-25-2008, 05:51 PM	#4 (permalink)
Crono139 <3 Hayley <3 Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: NJ Posts: 3,825 vCash: 41529 Donate XBL Gamertag: Crono139 Rep Power: 95 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 2	Re: Official The Office thread - quotes, pics and more Never watched it.

09-25-2008, 05:51 PM	#5 (permalink)
Chubz The Human Steamroller Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Toms River, NJ Posts: 5,706 vCash: 3571 Donate My Blog: The Chubzone XBL Gamertag: xXchubbzillaXx PSN Gamertag: Chubzilla Blog Entries: 3 Rep Power: 100 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 2	Re: Official The Office thread - quotes, pics and more Michael Scott: Toby is in HR, which technically means he works for corporate, so he's really not a part of our family. Also, he's divorced, so he's really not a part of his family. __________________

09-25-2008, 05:52 PM	#7 (permalink)
P J Shaker I know it was you Fredo.. Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Michigan Posts: 2,620 vCash: 51703 Donate XBL Gamertag: P J Shaker Rep Power: 100	Re: Official The Office thread - quotes, pics and more Michael scott: "i never went to business school, you know who else didnt goto business school, Lebron James, Kobe Bryant, Tracy McGrady"

09-25-2008, 05:54 PM	#9 (permalink)
Chubz The Human Steamroller Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Toms River, NJ Posts: 5,706 vCash: 3571 Donate My Blog: The Chubzone XBL Gamertag: xXchubbzillaXx PSN Gamertag: Chubzilla Blog Entries: 3 Rep Power: 100 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 2	Re: Official The Office thread - quotes, pics and more Michael Scott: Todd Packer and I are total B.F.F.s, Best Friends Forever. We came up together in sales, one time we went to a bar and met these set of twins. And Packer said that we were brothers, one thing lead to another, and we took them to our hotel room...and Packer did BOTH of them!...It was awesome! __________________

09-25-2008, 05:54 PM	#10 (permalink)
P J Shaker I know it was you Fredo.. Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Michigan Posts: 2,620 vCash: 51703 Donate XBL Gamertag: P J Shaker Rep Power: 100	Re: Official The Office thread - quotes, pics and more Dwight Schrute: "test have shown that their is more information passed in water cooler talk than their is on official memo's, which puts me at a disadvantage because i bring my own water"

09-25-2008, 06:00 PM	#12 (permalink)
P J Shaker I know it was you Fredo.. Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Michigan Posts: 2,620 vCash: 51703 Donate XBL Gamertag: P J Shaker Rep Power: 100	Re: Official The Office thread - quotes, pics and more RR/RW and The Hills..what are you a 15 year old girl?.. and i LOVE prison break too