Article: First Lady of Football

[Mrs. Agent Zero]

Originally Posted by Darius Ali

The first lady of football is SWEETS. No question. End of story.

Maybe you should read the story before you said end of story

[cruzg24]

Yea I 2nd that one.....

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[Mrs. Agent Zero]

you know.. this thread got me thinking.. so if we are gonna talk about football wives.. i wonder what you would call:

Angie Harmon Seahorn

Elizabeth Hasselback

I would said that Angie Harmon could be something like the Secretary of State for Football.. you know she is classy and I woudn't mind her going to other contries to make football friends..

Elizabeth Hasselback.. well I think she is the one you hid in Area 51 and pretend she never happened..

anymore famous football wive I can make fun of??

[cruzg24]

That sehorn girl was in a lesbian movie about spies or something. It was weird like there was a bunch of over the top scenes and it was on public television, nice!!! lol

[Mrs. Agent Zero]

holy crap.. i didn't know that. i remember her from law and order.. and then i saw her on some lifetime show..well I saw the commercial for the lifetime show, lol

ok.. well then maybe she can be the attorney general

[cruzg24]

lmao, yea she was also in that movie ummm secret agent cody banks. Where shes like an FBI agent training some kid to be one as well.

[Darius Ali]

Drew Brees wife


Jake Plummers wife




David Carrs wife



Carson Palmers wife




Matt Hasselbacks wife




Matt Lienarts babys mom haha

[Mrs. Agent Zero]

Drew Brees wife.. she kinda looks like a teacher.. so yeah, we can make her the Head for the Department of Education
Jake Plummers wife.. she can be the good will embasador for all the other wives that just got off the striper pole.. you know like giving classes on how to sit with your legs closed
Carson Palmers wife.. Ok, I cant diss a USC guy..she gets a pass
Matt Hassellbacks wife.. already did her.. area 51 specimen
Matt Leinarts baby mama.. USC guy.. he can do no wrong.. hell i'd let him knock me up too

[Darius Ali]

Originally Posted by Mrs. Agent Zero

hell i'd let him knock me up too

LMFAO!! OWNED again AZ. Haha

[Agent Zero]

Originally Posted by Darius Ali

LMFAO!! OWNED again AZ. Haha

That isn't owned.. that is good business. Baby daddy Lienart pays hella money for child support.. AZ no more workie.. LOL

[Mrs. Agent Zero]

Originally Posted by Darius Ali

LMFAO!! OWNED again AZ. Haha

hell no.. who wouldnt want a 3rd person paying for you to raise your kid.. not only that.. you have a built in baby sitter every other weekend and on Wednesday nights..

I think there are prolly a few mom and dad's out there who feel pretty stupid right now for not thinkg of that first.. lol

[cruzg24]

wow american society has really improved because of what you just stated.

[Mrs. Agent Zero]

I'm not here to improve society.. just make sure I make it through with my sanity ..