Blonde's Year In Review

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BLONDE'S YEAR IN REVIEW
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was
too tight.
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February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print
labels....
Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!
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March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in
6 months....box said '2-4 years!'
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April - Trapped on escalator for hours..... Power went
out!!!
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May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....
8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
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June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake
with a slope.
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July - Lost breast stroke swimming
competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used
their arms!!!
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August - Got locked out of my car in rainstorm.....car
swamped because soft-top was open.
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September - The capital of California is 'C'.....isn't
it ???
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October - Hate M&M's.....they are so hard to peel.
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November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.
Instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!
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December - Couldn't call 911....'duh'........ there's no
'eleven' button on the stupid phone!!!

What a year!!!!!!