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OLF OG!!!!!
Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Santa Rosa,CA Posts: 3,109
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BLONDE'S YEAR IN REVIEW
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. *********** February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.... Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!! *********** March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months....box said '2-4 years!' *********** April - Trapped on escalator for hours..... Power went out!!! *********** May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions.... 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!! *********** June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope. *********** July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!! ********** August - Got locked out of my car in rainstorm.....car swamped because soft-top was open. *********** September - The capital of California is 'C'.....isn't it ??? *********** October - Hate M&M's.....they are so hard to peel. *********** November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days. Instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!! *********** December - Couldn't call 911....'duh'........ there's no 'eleven' button on the stupid phone!!! What a year!!!!!! |
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