Ten reasons the Red Sox won't miss the Yankees in the ALCS.

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10. Jason Varitek has an M.I.T. janitor friend who's certain he can crack Joe Maddon's 9=8 equation if given "just a little more time"
9. Boston has already advanced beyond depressing "ALDS," which seems more like the name of a disease than a playoff series
8. This close to working up the guts to ask that hottie Longoria out for a drink
7. The bugs on Florida's Gulf Coast almost as big as rats in NYC subway
6. Tampa's NY Times Square Pizza offers slice of 42nd Street without those pesky dopes selling tour tickets for a bus disguised as a giant duck
5. Any team with a guy on it named "Rocco Baldelli" must be a 'little bit' from New York
4. Line for Statue of Mike Alstott only half as long as that for Statue of Liberty
3. Having subdued The Evil Empire for now, Red Sox Nation can apply its resources to wiping out the Axis of Bad Haircuts
2. Curious to see if Rays continue to pull hair "like little girls" in playoffs (whereas Yanks only had A-Rod, who just hit like one.)
1. Similar to Millar in '07 ALCS, Pedro is coming back to Fenway to throw out the first Zimmer




Sources: http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big...urn=mlb,113233

[cruzg24]

lol I love that 1st reason, very good.